Yelping with Cormac

Because Yelp Needs Cormac McCarthy

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Cormac M. | Author | A dusty home at the end of a road, NM

Red Hook - Brooklyn, NY

Three stars

I went to the damndest store I ever saw with my son and my daughter in law shortly after my granddaughter was born. Had to be the biggest furniture store in the world. Showroom floor with these little rooms all done up you could walk through. I felt like I was trespassing. My son and his wife were arguing about I don’t know what so I hung back a bit and before long I lost them. I ended up next to a wall of chairs. Maybe 30 chairs on shelves all lined up. I guess I stood there for a long time just looking at them.

I’ve had to make a lot of tough calls in my life and some of them I still wake up thinking about. But I never waffled and just chose my way and stuck with it. I guess that’s the way I am. But if you’d of asked me to pick a chair I’m not sure I could of.

Doctors told us my daughter in law is depressed on account of the baby but I think it’s cause of the chairs. And ever other damn thing in that store. So many things to decide on and not a one of them matters. Hell, it was enough to give me the depression and I was only in that store for three godforsaken hours.

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