Yelping with Cormac

Because Yelp Needs Cormac McCarthy

McDonald’s

Reno, NV

Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM

Three stars.

He pulled another cold french fry from the greasestained Happy Meal box. He ate it slowly. The sun rising behind him over the limestone bluffs. The barren valley and the road winding through it still in morning’s blue shadow. He wiped his hand on his jacket and checked the breech of the big Weatherby. Bullet as long as man’s finger sitting there. He lay down on the blanket, the rifle’s barrel resting on the saddlebag, and glassed downcountry with the telescopic sight. The dusty road was empty. He waited.

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    Cormac McCarthy x Yelp. Maybe/probably definitely not the real Cormac, but still.
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    These reviews are really hilarious,...well worth checking out. :D
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    The hybrid of Yelp & Cormac = genius
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    This tumblr is gold.
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    never get tired of this.
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