Yelping with Cormac

Because Yelp Needs Cormac McCarthy

The Taco Trilogy

Set in the gray villages of a desertbound country, The Taco Trilogy is a taut, brooding Yelp review epic about a fateful taco and a mysterious wanderer who is consumed by a quixotic quest for truth.

Taco Bell, Review I

Taco Bell, Review II

Taco Bell, Review III

Advanced praise for The Taco Trilogy:

“The world must see this, and revere it.” —Bit Bucket, Tumblr

“…the writing tends to bloat as you go…” —Matt Peckham, Time.com

“JESUS CHRIST I LOVE THIS BLOG” —Serious Delirium, Tumblr

“I got through as much of the 2nd Taco Bell review as I did Suttree. :(” —mullacc, MetaFilter

About the author:

Cormac M. is an Elite Yelp reviewer and novelist.

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    This is a thing of perfection
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    This MUST be read. Brilliant.
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    Yelp? Oh my god.
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    Ever wonder what...McCarthy’s Yelp! reviews might look like? Wonder no more…
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    this man is an absolute genius
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    Cormac McCarthy’s Yelp.com reviews...Bell. It’s a trilogy.
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