Yelping with Cormac

Chili’s Grill & Bar

Natomas - Sacramento, CA

Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM

Four stars.

I am going to remove a star, he said.

Please don’t mister.

Don’t move. It’s better if you don’t move.

Please.

It’s important you know why. Do you understand why this is happening?

Oh God.

It is because I clearly shared with you my condition. I cannot countenance gluten. And yet I see croutons here. Do you see them as well?

Yes. I’m sorry.

Do you understand that sorry does not remove the croutons?

Yes. Oh God.

Good. Then we can agree your action has changed the course of the universe in some infinitesimal but irrevocable way. To remove the croutons would not remove the action. You see?

The waiter closed his eyes.

Look at me. Look at me. If you look away I will remove two stars.

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