Yelping with Cormac

Because Yelp Needs Cormac McCarthy

Chevy’s Fresh Mex

Palo Alto, CA

Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM

Two stars.

The Sheriff stood over a table cleaved cleanly in two. Around him wellheeled young people lay newly dead. What do you have there deputy, he said.

Deputy Stevens leaned over the ruined bar and looked behind it. I got two androids and a iPhone.

The Sheriff crouched down next to the table and looked at a pretty Asian girl with an iPhone nestled deep in her forehead. This old girl had a android and a Blackberry holdout piece, he said.

What do you make of this fracas Sheriff?

Likely some kind of tweetup that got ornery.

Whatever for?

The Sheriff stood and took off his hat and wiped his brow with his sleeve and then put his hat back on and squared it. Well, he said. I reckon you sift through this calamity you’ll find a Foursquare mayor. Them girls yonder was probably Yelp elite.

They fightin over money?

No there aint no money in it Deputy. Probably some poor citizen took a first review wasn’t theirs to take. Maybe a hashtag rubbed somebody wrong.

Well I tell you what sheriff. Didn’t expect these young folk to get to murderin.

I felt this one comin. I was just waitin for the call.

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    This is too good
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    so good
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    Palo Alto, CA Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM Two stars. The Sheriff stood over a table cleaved cleanly...
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    Cormac - always cracks me up. Chevy’s Fresh Mex— particularly poignant.
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    In which social media spirals out of control.
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    Brilliant! Social Media...style of Cormac McCarthy.
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    is the funniest one
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    really hate when
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